WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
YOU MUST BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER TO PURCHASE THE FACEMELTER!
A Scoville Nuke has exploded turning the entire population of Toasty Town into glowing red Capsaicin Zombies! The FACEMELTER is an actual sample piece of the zombified meat and is so powerfully spicy it has turned into jerky! This 1 piece radiates with over 5,000,000 scoville units of heat and has 3 species of superhot peppers actually growing on it! It has been said that complete consumption of this piece of zombie jerky can give you the power of ultimate coolness amongst your piers!
PROCEED WITH CAUTION!
